(CLEVELANDS)Urban Black Women Fault's
WARNING!!!!!!This Blog is not for the sensitive!!!!lol
Its really disappointing how many black women in Cleveland are single. But its not by choice and according to them "it's never their fought". Most are extremely gullible and can be easily picked up with 1 of the 5 perfect things to say. The 1st thing is make them feel like the victim and the guy that left them was a fool. Unfortunately they always fall for that one. The reality is that she wasn't worth sticking around for. And compliment their body and make it appear
that her lumpy masses of years of laziness turns you on some how.
Next is my favorite and works like candy to a fat kid. During the conversation throw in a word or 2 about religion and how it controls every frickin minute of your life. It also helps to do your homework and memorize a bible quote or 2 just to show your "Real". She'll gobble that easy garbage up so fast that she'll probably ask you you to come over the same night of meeting while her kids are asleep. Wham bam thank you ma'am scroll now delete!
They don't mentally think with their brains so you'll have to get them from the heart. Just show her that you love kids despite she having 9 or more and appear to love her environment of toys, arguments, sickness, and blocking. The walls of you being a stranger will surely come crumbling down . Note it also helps to show some sensitivity by claiming that you love all of Tyler Get Money Off the Hood Perry's movies.
Remember to make yourself appear partially inferior to her to her. Black women seem to forget there place as WOMEN. When they begin running a single parent house hold and expect for you to let them run everything in your life{FAIL baby}. Don't worry the echo's of her Bossy masculine voice will be nothing but a mere voice behind you after you've gotten what you've wanted a few times while driving away laughing and thinking " yup this is unbelievably easy"!
Last but not least remember to not get caught up. If she already has 100 kids what makes you think she wouldn't have a problem having your kid too? Don't get blinded after a few good boinks and decide that she the one to settle down with. There's a reason why we as humans walk by car accidents after they happen instead of help. Apply this to that woman And use here like a gas station pump. Get a quick fill up and go home! Lol
Monday, August 30, 2010
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