Saturday, December 25, 2010
Keri Hilson "No Boys Allowed" [Random] Album Promo art
Here's a few Keri Hilson "No Boys Allowed" Cover art pics.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Sunday, September 5, 2010
TAGGED dot com
EXTREME LMAO!!! WARNING- This blog is not for the sensitive!!!
Tagged.com has got some of the most busted, beatdown, raggity, funny looking, rotten, bullet hole with cigarette burn hood looking super staink women around. It has taken over as the new champion of internet social dating sites.
Forget lions, tigers, and bears Oh my! This site has got the best oinkers, porkers, yucktastic tramps around a city near you. I never used this profile but I'll randomly find someone profile and say something off the wall like "Nice profile babe let's hook up later, get drunk, then get a room". The scary part is I instantly get their personal information and they want to know what time I'm coming to pick them up. (((Scary))) Maybe it's just me....but I've learned my lesson from a few crash n burn disapointments that you never ever ever date people you meet from the internet!
The Best of the best list!
1. Crazy Stalkers
2. Emotional Wrecks that expect you to "SAVE THEM"....nope
3. Looking for a hand out+Free Dinner {Me too babe...NEXT}
4. 235+lbs? huh lover together?
5. Old n Thirsty [Easy & Grateful]
6. Mental Issues {note the blue contact lenses with dark skin....hmmm}
7. They post dirty bathroom pics of themselves. [clean first!]
8. Pro Lingerie pics... retired model?...ummm no
9. Bra & cleavage pics, then a family photo [always good for laugh]
10.Men don't care about what you drive so leave it off your profile. BUT shots on a motorcycle are always acceptable. As long as you own the bike. lol
Monday, August 30, 2010
(CLEVELANDS)Urban Black Women Fault's
WARNING!!!!!!This Blog is not for the sensitive!!!!lol
Its really disappointing how many black women in Cleveland are single. But its not by choice and according to them "it's never their fought". Most are extremely gullible and can be easily picked up with 1 of the 5 perfect things to say. The 1st thing is make them feel like the victim and the guy that left them was a fool. Unfortunately they always fall for that one. The reality is that she wasn't worth sticking around for. And compliment their body and make it appear
that her lumpy masses of years of laziness turns you on some how.
Next is my favorite and works like candy to a fat kid. During the conversation throw in a word or 2 about religion and how it controls every frickin minute of your life. It also helps to do your homework and memorize a bible quote or 2 just to show your "Real". She'll gobble that easy garbage up so fast that she'll probably ask you you to come over the same night of meeting while her kids are asleep. Wham bam thank you ma'am scroll now delete!
They don't mentally think with their brains so you'll have to get them from the heart. Just show her that you love kids despite she having 9 or more and appear to love her environment of toys, arguments, sickness, and blocking. The walls of you being a stranger will surely come crumbling down . Note it also helps to show some sensitivity by claiming that you love all of Tyler Get Money Off the Hood Perry's movies.
Remember to make yourself appear partially inferior to her to her. Black women seem to forget there place as WOMEN. When they begin running a single parent house hold and expect for you to let them run everything in your life{FAIL baby}. Don't worry the echo's of her Bossy masculine voice will be nothing but a mere voice behind you after you've gotten what you've wanted a few times while driving away laughing and thinking " yup this is unbelievably easy"!
Last but not least remember to not get caught up. If she already has 100 kids what makes you think she wouldn't have a problem having your kid too? Don't get blinded after a few good boinks and decide that she the one to settle down with. There's a reason why we as humans walk by car accidents after they happen instead of help. Apply this to that woman And use here like a gas station pump. Get a quick fill up and go home! Lol
WARNING!!!!!!This Blog is not for the sensitive!!!!lol
Its really disappointing how many black women in Cleveland are single. But its not by choice and according to them "it's never their fought". Most are extremely gullible and can be easily picked up with 1 of the 5 perfect things to say. The 1st thing is make them feel like the victim and the guy that left them was a fool. Unfortunately they always fall for that one. The reality is that she wasn't worth sticking around for. And compliment their body and make it appear
that her lumpy masses of years of laziness turns you on some how.
Next is my favorite and works like candy to a fat kid. During the conversation throw in a word or 2 about religion and how it controls every frickin minute of your life. It also helps to do your homework and memorize a bible quote or 2 just to show your "Real". She'll gobble that easy garbage up so fast that she'll probably ask you you to come over the same night of meeting while her kids are asleep. Wham bam thank you ma'am scroll now delete!
They don't mentally think with their brains so you'll have to get them from the heart. Just show her that you love kids despite she having 9 or more and appear to love her environment of toys, arguments, sickness, and blocking. The walls of you being a stranger will surely come crumbling down . Note it also helps to show some sensitivity by claiming that you love all of Tyler Get Money Off the Hood Perry's movies.
Remember to make yourself appear partially inferior to her to her. Black women seem to forget there place as WOMEN. When they begin running a single parent house hold and expect for you to let them run everything in your life{FAIL baby}. Don't worry the echo's of her Bossy masculine voice will be nothing but a mere voice behind you after you've gotten what you've wanted a few times while driving away laughing and thinking " yup this is unbelievably easy"!
Last but not least remember to not get caught up. If she already has 100 kids what makes you think she wouldn't have a problem having your kid too? Don't get blinded after a few good boinks and decide that she the one to settle down with. There's a reason why we as humans walk by car accidents after they happen instead of help. Apply this to that woman And use here like a gas station pump. Get a quick fill up and go home! Lol
Sunday, August 22, 2010
I'm not an Addict, baby that's the lie....
It's like watching and listening to my favorite song by K Choice "I'm not an addict". For the last 6months I've watched as he sleeps all day and disappears at odd times of night. Talks on the phone while on typing like a crazed secretary on facebook and looks the part of a filthy young bum. I've sadly learned to accept that my 17 year old little brother is a drug addict on the verge of becoming a human waste dump.
After many talks with him to change his life, go back to school, looking towards the future, and too many close encounters with the law. I literally get sick of the site of the person that I once carried to the babysitter while walking to highschool. My faith is lost and the thoughts of cause & effect and postive vs negative have been destroyed. The lone path of self-destruction that he now walks is made. From this day forth is merely another junkie to me that I'll see in my eyes to report to the police. I no longer know this person.
"Not An Addict"
Breathe it in and breathe it out
And pass it on, it's almost out
We're so creative, so much more
We're high above but on the floor
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so hot
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
It's over now, I'm cold, alone
I'm just a person on my own
Nothing means a thing to me
(Nothing means a thing to me)
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
Free me, leave me
Watch me as I'm going down
Free me, see me
Look at me, I'm falling and I'm falling.
It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive I feel...
It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
I'm not an addict...
After many talks with him to change his life, go back to school, looking towards the future, and too many close encounters with the law. I literally get sick of the site of the person that I once carried to the babysitter while walking to highschool. My faith is lost and the thoughts of cause & effect and postive vs negative have been destroyed. The lone path of self-destruction that he now walks is made. From this day forth is merely another junkie to me that I'll see in my eyes to report to the police. I no longer know this person.
"Not An Addict"
Breathe it in and breathe it out
And pass it on, it's almost out
We're so creative, so much more
We're high above but on the floor
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so hot
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
It's over now, I'm cold, alone
I'm just a person on my own
Nothing means a thing to me
(Nothing means a thing to me)
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
Free me, leave me
Watch me as I'm going down
Free me, see me
Look at me, I'm falling and I'm falling.
It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive I feel...
It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
I'm not an addict...
Random Blahh Blahh
It's official to me that the Apple 3G ITouch totally sucks giraffe guts! I was slightly bothered with thoughts in the back of mind of "Why am I paying $300 for a device that only plays mp3's and mp4 video's"? Sure you can download everything from under the sun from ITunes. But Itunes charges waaay tooo much for movies and new release rentals. To view a movie for a small screen mobile devide should'nt cost as much as purchasing the original dvd from a retail store. Another thing that pisses me off about the little magical defect device is that Itunes doesn't sync all songs added to the device unless they've been properly tagged and titled from the Properties section for the mp3. I produce at least 3 songs a week or start new concepts and dont have time to list the album name, time, year, genre, and ect. I want to load drop in headphones and go!
http://www.apple.com/support/ipodtouch/assistant/ipodtouch/#section_5
Now after 6 wonderful months of constant use the internal speaker has a fricking defect that allow me to hear anything without the use of headphones! All I want to do is listen to the discography of Tech N9ne and Eminem for new idea's but my trusty $300 P.O.S. mp3 player has its own issues....sigh : ( I've checked Apple.com & youtube for trouble shooting and nothing has worked. I even tried blowing the bottom headphone and sync port like a old Nintedo cartridge and all have failed me.
Friday, July 30, 2010
Between: Genius & Insanity
Gothic Barbie I was brainstorming on the idea for a few month for a new album title. Most of the other titles like And Then There Was...., X9, and Journal Ashes purposely left nothing for the imagination when you heard the title. So this time around I've decided on something that directly describes Dark & Murky production of the music but doesn't give away the motivation behind it. After many failed attempts I remembered an old conversation with a close friend that described my music as riding the fine line between genius & insanity.
The first of 20-25 Sinister self-produced tracks has been titled "Gothic Barbie". The name "Gothic Barbie" was borrowed from a whiney female youtube.com vlogger that caught my attention one day while I was browsing random video's. The track itself was partially inspired by Lil Wayne's "Drop the World"feat.Eminem. I'll post the song on the internet soon!
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Monique's Frigging Voice [CorporalReality MIXTAPE Vol.1]
Yes, I thought I'd r
etired from creating anymore
of big mouthed over-opinionated videos too [Youtube.com will not recieve any views for this piece of personal classic sarcasm]. No apologies are necessary I had to get this one out of my system. Maybe it's just me that feels this way, but I had to speak honestly about it (AS I ALWAYS DO) lol Check out the audio commentary and tell if you've ever experienced the same thing.
etired from creating anymoreof big mouthed over-opinionated videos too [Youtube.com will not recieve any views for this piece of personal classic sarcasm]. No apologies are necessary I had to get this one out of my system. Maybe it's just me that feels this way, but I had to speak honestly about it (AS I ALWAYS DO) lol Check out the audio commentary and tell if you've ever experienced the same thing.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
The KING must Die.....
With all great things there must be an end. We've learned this with BET's UNCUT video's, Rap City, and TRL. I've finally decided to delete my other account on youtube.com. Yes there's a thousand topics to write about and million videos a person could make. But my purpose was to shed light onto a few subjects and have some fun with it. I can't go even an hour about thinking"Damn I should drop a new video" but I think of the negative responses I would receive or the bulk load of emails I would get that would fill my inbox. This is really like saying goodbye to an old friend that hepled you vent all your frustrations about the world and the corruption it allows everyday. Unfortunately the KING must DIE and I'm left standing over what used to be the the cold, bloody voice of youtube"s CORPORALREALITY. R.I.P.
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